Greetings, I am Sir Akuan-to. Many, my cavemates included, would call me a pirate. And while I admit that I do make a living on the seas of the wurld, relieving other ships of their cargoes and the grophs aboard them of their belongings, I view myself as a gentlegroph. Always a gentlegroph. I don't say 'arr' or any of that nonsense, and I most certainly do not have rats on my ship.
But that does not mean I fight fair...